Opening Doors, Painting Houses, and Spraying Roaches
I just finished serving my second 30-day sentence in Facebook Jail and I have to say, outside of Trump hogging the TV remote and switching it to Fox News all the fucking time, it really wasn’t so bad in there.
Dead Tony, James Dean, and Dicking Around on Set
Watch out Craig’s Cookies! There’s a new kid in town!!!
The Tony Awards, Dufferin Mall, and a Don Cherry Fringe Show
Whenever I write Dufferin Mall without capitalizing it, autocorrect turns it into “suffering” mall. Autocorrect has never been more bang-the-fuck-on.