Things God Wants You to Know, Overheard On Set, and Father’s Day
My favourite line overheard on set last week: “How should I know? I’m not a meteorologist. I’m a background performer.” – Anthony Tran
The Tony Awards, Dufferin Mall, and a Don Cherry Fringe Show
Whenever I write Dufferin Mall without capitalizing it, autocorrect turns it into “suffering” mall. Autocorrect has never been more bang-the-fuck-on.
Wonder Woman, Covfefe Jokes, and My Long-Lost Twin
Nappoholics Anonymous is a weekly column featuring twelve random thoughts by actor Tony Nappo. Some are funny, some are poignant, some bother him, and some make him weep from sadness while others make him weep for joy. Here are his thoughts: unfiltered, uncensored, and only occasionally unsafe for work. 1. When we assign significance to anything Kathy Griffin does … Continued
Stunt Casting, Emotional Availability, and Top 5 Pho Restaurants
Sean Morley Dixon may be a genius and brilliant playwright but I have finally discovered his weak spot.
Construction Hours, Facebook-Sponsored Funerals, and the Cultural Appropriation Prize
Nappoholics Anonymous is a weekly column featuring twelve random thoughts by actor Tony Nappo. Some are funny, some are poignant, some bother him, and some make him weep from sadness while others make him weep for joy. Here are his thoughts: unfiltered, uncensored, and only occasionally unsafe for work. 1. There should be an exercise in theatre school called … Continued
Mother’s Day Memories, Expectations, and Canadian Idle
I keep suddenly falling asleep on dead bodies lately. I think may have necrolepsy.
Gourmet Hot Dogs, Herdoch Mysteries, and Tips for Aspiring Hacks
I’m old enough to remember when “freedom fries” was a misnomer born of protest rather than a fair and accurate description.
FaceApp, Crane Girl, and Jon Kaplan
There won’t be any replacement. There was only Jon.