Purple Rain, Blue Seats, and The Little Mermaid
I knew the news was real when Kawhi blocked me on both Instagram AND Twitter.
Satan Speaks, Ducking Punches, and How I Lost My Virginity
I never lost my virginity. I know exactly where I left it. It’s in a hotel room somewhere in Kingston, Ontario.
Crunchless Doritos, Doug Ford Boozed, and My All-Time Favourite Films (Sort Of)
- I will never for the life of me understand why people feel compelled to take pictures of their own feet.
Plastic Straw Bans, Skeptical Phone Apps, and Never-to-Be-Written Screenplays
- I think it really says something that when people use the phrase the real world, nine times out of ten, the connotations are negative.
Twerking, Facial Hair, and French Kissing
- I’m still ninety percent sure that Roch Voisine was ghost-sung by Anne Murray.
Pee Stain, the ‘C’ Word, and New Cheating App
Tony Nappo shares twelve random thoughts for the 139th time. Read about pee stains during audition’s Nappo’s take on the ‘c’ word, a new app for cheaters and more!
Drake’s Nappo Hoodie, Getting Caught, and My Dad
Turns out Drake will wear pretty much ANY hoodie to a game if they let him keep it, pay for his Uber, and slip him twenty bucks.
Sting, Coded Sides, and Cinnabon
I was totally looking forward to that foursome until everyone else showed up with golf clubs.
Evan Hansen, Audition Show Tunes, and Being Cool
So very cool that Drake wore that Breaker High hoodie to the Raptors game. This could finally be the big break that Ryan Gosling’s career needs to rescue him from relative obscurity and put him on the map again.
Break Ups, Callbacks, and Ryan Gosling
Posting memes of someone else’s quotes or ideas makes them yours as much as putting on a Jays shirt makes you Joe Carter.
Game of Thrones, Emojis, and City Planning
I’m no city planner, but is it necessary for every single street in Toronto to be under construction at the exact same time?
The Selfie, Giving Discounts, and Candy
Please God, if there absolutely has to be a game seven, let the power in all of Toronto go out at the beginning of the third period.
National Siblings Day, Cocaine Island, and Dating in Your Fifties
For National Siblings Day, my sister and I did what we do every year- nothing. You just can’t beat tradition.
Botox, Oasis, and Getting “Pinned”
I can’t stand hearing Oasis songs anymore. As catchy as they were, they all mean absolutely nothing but desperately sound like they want to. Oasis is the Duran Duran of the 90s.
Quitters, April Fool’s, and Theatre Passe Muraille’s History
It was World Theatre Day last Thursday, in case you missed it. In equally relevant world news, it was recycling day on my street last Tuesday, in case you missed it.
Dinner-Sized Salads, Murdoch Mysteries, and a Big Favour
I was gonna pitch a TV show about all the jobs I have booked this year, except there already is a show called One Day at a Time.