The wonderful actor/teacher and friend/house painter, Jeff Clarke, recently told me he had a daydream where he was sitting in a laundromat watching all of his painting tarps going around in the dryer. #AttainableCanadianActorDaydreams
Sometimes it really comes in handy to be the greatest actor ever born.
Revisit Tony Nappo’s best musings about 2018, acting, politics, getting older, and more.
My dad joined Facebook this year, and he can’t spell shit, but that doesn’t stop him from making himself heard…
I finally saw A Star is Born. It was so barely even a movie that it made Showgirls seem like Cabaret.
This is just a guess but I think the most commonly used phrase in Hollywood between 1997 and 2018 was probably: “I’ve got a really terrible idea for a movie. Get me Nicolas Cage on the line!”
My feelings about oatmeal are pretty simple. If I am not camping or in prison, I’m not fucking eating it.
I have never understood the concept behind making a chicken sandwich, or any fucking sandwich—I’m talking to you, Tim Hortons—with waffles instead of bread.
Is asking someone what’s your “addy?” instead of “address” a thing?
I have a recurring fantasy that when there’s a garbage truck behind me, I just put the car in neutral, put my hazard lights on, and force them to either wait or figure out a way around me. I’m one of the few people whose actual life is more exciting than their fantasy life.
How confident in aerospace technology do you have to be to order a Coke Zero on a ten hour transcontinental flight? This could be your last drink ever, motherfucker! Take the calories!!!
You know, all that weight I lost intermittent fasting, I totally fuckin’ found it. It would seem that it’s been hiding in Italy the whole time.
My cousin Tomasso said to me, while I was visiting his beautiful home in Italy, “mi casa et su casa,” so I sold it.
Last week, my doctor informed me that nasal spray, from this point forward, will officially be recognized as one of my bodily fluids.
When people ask me what Ford Nation is, I tell them it’s basically exactly the same as Leafs Nation without the losing when it matters most.