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Nappoholics Anonymous

Nappoholics Anonymous March 16, 2021

Healthy Choices, Healthy Marriages, and Healthy Genitals

By Tony Nappo

I recently realized that my four closest friends presently are all women who have broken up with me. I guess I just like surrounding myself with people who make wise life choices.

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Nappoholics Anonymous February 23, 2021

Despair, Hopeful Ghosts, and Tony Turns 200

By Tony Nappo

I turned 53 years old yesterday (as always, apologies to anyone who lost money betting against that)…

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Nappoholics Anonymous January 19, 2021

Venn Diagrams, Orwell, and a Garbage Bag Burial

By Tony Nappo

On January 12, 2021 at 3pm EST, Ontario Premier Doug Ford declared a State of Emergency on my balls. This means that all of the people who have been ignoring them since the beginning of the pandemic took two minutes to study the new guidelines and will, most likely, continue to ignore them.

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Nappoholics Anonymous December 22, 2020

Not Something to Pray Away, Not the Enemy, and Not in the Same Boat

By Tony Nappo

My new therapist says he is keen to get started working on my avoidance issues. Man, I’m really gonna miss that guy.

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Nappoholics Anonymous December 15, 2020

Budgeting Miracles, Bad COVID Fringe Shows, and Tony’s New Porno

By Tony Nappo

I was researching the story of the miracle of the oil that was used to light the Temple because I’d never actually known it.

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Nappoholics Anonymous December 1, 2020

Cheap Head, Good Art, and “Me Time” for Men

By Tony Nappo

How is a lockdown like a penis?

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Nappoholics Anonymous November 3, 2020

Refereeing, Choreography, and Being 52

By Tony Nappo

When I started seeing Sean Connery’s name pop up in my newsfeed Saturday. I thought, “Oh, fuck, no. Don’t tell me he is endorsing Trump now, too.”

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Nappoholics Anonymous October 13, 2020

Different Muscles, A Full Schedule, and Joe Pesci’s Facelift

By Tony Nappo

If Joe Pesci got a face lift and had his Everything Interesting removed, he’d be Ralph Macchio.

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Nappoholics Anonymous September 1, 2020

Phase Three, Good Philosophy, and Phallic Portraits

By Tony Nappo

What’s the difference between a Canadian actor and a Canadian Sex worker?

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Nappoholics Anonymous August 11, 2020

Star Fuckers, Serial Monogamists, and Anal Sex Anonymous

By Tony Nappo

Most people who proudly identify as “serial monogamists” remind me of puppies. They’re fun for about three or four months and then people start getting tired of their shit.

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Nappoholics Anonymous July 28, 2020

Famous People Statues, Dr. Seuss, and Reading the Privacy Policy

By Tony Nappo

Not to be outdone by Washington in terms of rebranding themselves with the most obvious and least creative name imaginable, the Leafs are now considering changing their name to the Toronto We-Are-Probably-Never-Going-Win-The-Cup-Agains.

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Nappoholics Anonymous July 21, 2020

Being Young, Fucking Off, and the Right Kind of Asshole

By Tony Nappo

You know those wonderful memories you have of your parents waving goodbye to you when you were a little kid? How they would do that right up until the very last second that you were out of sight? And remember how safe and confident that made you feel to be loved so intensely?

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Nappoholics Anonymous July 14, 2020

Being That Asshole, Actual Milk, and a Cat Named Karen

By Tony Nappo

Online theatre is to actual theatre what almond milk is to actual milk. Or what Nicolas Cage movies are to actual movies.

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Nappoholics Anonymous July 7, 2020

Italian Epics, Awkward Farts, and Apple Fritter Murder

By Tony Nappo

I just thought of an amazing alternate name for all future Online Theatre Festivals. I would call them Watching TV.

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Nappoholics Anonymous June 30, 2020

Cat’s in the Cradle and a Car Ride

By Tony Nappo

These new Canadian government snitch lines are getting a little out of hand. Three cops came to my door last week and took away my World’s Greatest Lover coffee mug. I mean, that shit is fairly subjective, no?

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Nappoholics Anonymous June 23, 2020

Shit Holes, Buckets of Shit, and Piece of Shit Racist MPs

By Tony Nappo

Every day my parents watch Tim & Sid, two guys who have a show where they talk about professional sports. My parents watch them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Even though there have been no professional sports FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!!

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Two letters to Sarah Kane on the anniversary of her death

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