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Fur Chakras, Hugs, and Paying to Self-Tape

Quick reality check: if your biggest problem after the last year and a half is that you’ve missed being hugged, you don’t actually have any fucking problems.

By Tony Nappo / Aug 10, 2021

Renting Cars, Remembering Manson, and Knowing Your Worth

To me, a Leaf Fan cheering for the Habs is like someone cheating on a spouse or partner with their spouse or partner’s least favourite sibling.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 6, 2021

Opening Doors, Painting Houses, and Spraying Roaches

I just finished serving my second 30-day sentence in Facebook Jail and I have to say, outside of Trump hogging the TV remote and switching it to Fox News all the fucking time, it really wasn’t so bad in there.

By Tony Nappo / May 18, 2021

Despair, Hopeful Ghosts, and Tony Turns 200

I turned 53 years old yesterday (as always, apologies to anyone who lost money betting against that)...

By Tony Nappo / Feb 23, 2021