Budgeting Miracles, Bad COVID Fringe Shows, and Tony’s New Porno
I was researching the story of the miracle of the oil that was used to light the Temple because I’d never actually known it.
I was researching the story of the miracle of the oil that was used to light the Temple because I’d never actually known it.
So I’ve been trying that strategy where you call anything you don’t like fake to make it go away but, so far, my “fake belly” and my “fake taxes in arrears” are still very fucking there.
Captain’s Log. Monday, March 6th. 1:55 pm. I have the first rectal exam of my life in ten minutes.
I’m at that awkward stage in life where I can buy pants that make my ass look amazing OR I can buy pants that I can tie my shoes in.