Squid Game, Pre-Madonnas, and CBC Porn
I got my hands on the first few episodes of the Sex and the City reboot, and was quite enjoying it before I realized I had opened the wrong file and was actually watching Golden Girls reruns.
Gun Control, the Olympics, and Turning Fifty
I’m turning fifty on Thursday. My sincere apologies to all of you who lost money taking THE UNDER.
Texting Advice, Time’s Person of the Year, and #AfterMeToo
Still waiting for someone to accuse Eddie Murphy of something so we can all stop pretending that Delirious and Raw are still funny.
Hurricane Ophelia, Coke Advice, and #MeToo
Saw an episode of that show Young Sheldon. It’s exactly like The Wonder Years except that it really fucking sucks.