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Entitlement, Endurance, and Enjoying Morons

Sometimes I really really really enjoy watching fucking morons try to be clever on social media. They’re kinda cute. Like watching fawns trying to walk for the first time.

By Tony Nappo / May 19, 2020

Silver Medals, Removing Tattoos, and Septuagenarian Rocky Fighter Names

When I turned fifty last week, I decided that I am saving swimming for my sixties, golf for my seventies, and Stratford for my eighties.

By Tony Nappo / Feb 27, 2018

Gun Control, the Olympics, and Turning Fifty

I’m turning fifty on Thursday. My sincere apologies to all of you who lost money taking THE UNDER.

By Tony Nappo / Feb 20, 2018

Turning 49, New Planets, and Self-Tapes

I turned 49 this week. I celebrated by having some brunch with Kate and then I watched Netflix alone all day. And then I went to bed.

By Tony Nappo / Feb 28, 2017