Porn, Pudding Cups, and Some Good Fucking Poems
Asking for a loyal reader. Is there ANOTHER internet somewhere with more porn on it?
The Selfie, Giving Discounts, and Candy
Please God, if there absolutely has to be a game seven, let the power in all of Toronto go out at the beginning of the third period.
The Leafs in the Playoffs, Barry Manilow’s Announcement, and Tim Hortons’ Toilet Paper
As I have gotten older, the biggest feeling I get when a show closes is relief.