Taking a Victory Lap, Taking Terrence McNally, and Taking the Cart Back
Andrew Scheer is considering kicking Doug Ford out of the Progressive Conservative Party altogether if he doesn’t stop helping people.
Andrew Scheer is considering kicking Doug Ford out of the Progressive Conservative Party altogether if he doesn’t stop helping people.
I just joined a new dating app for egomaniacs and narcissists. It’s for people who don’t actually want to date but really really crave the attention of others.
There are times in life to speak and times to listen. I’m listening right now. I want to learn and grow and be better every day.
I can’t stand hearing Oasis songs anymore. As catchy as they were, they all mean absolutely nothing but desperately sound like they want to. Oasis is the Duran Duran of the 90s.
It was World Theatre Day last Thursday, in case you missed it. In equally relevant world news, it was recycling day on my street last Tuesday, in case you missed it.
I am really feeling that hour I lost this week. Not because of Daylight Saving. But because I accidentally watched an entire episode of Riverdale.
The part I auditioned for last week was so small that I learned my lines for it while I was slating.
How confident in aerospace technology do you have to be to order a Coke Zero on a ten hour transcontinental flight? This could be your last drink ever, motherfucker! Take the calories!!!
You know, all that weight I lost intermittent fasting, I totally fuckin’ found it. It would seem that it’s been hiding in Italy the whole time.
Public Service Announcement- if you can’t fucking drive a car in the same lane that has cyclists in it, don’t fucking get into a lane that has cyclists in it.
This is maybe the first week ever that I was glad to be me and not Justin Timberlake.
I don’t think Trump’s Boy Scout speech was anywhere near as offensive as the burning-cross marshmallow roast he hosted afterwards.
I keep suddenly falling asleep on dead bodies lately. I think may have necrolepsy.
I’d only watch a show hosted by Howie Mandel if it was called A Bunch of People Throwing Large Rocks at Howie Mandel.
I turned 49 this week. I celebrated by having some brunch with Kate and then I watched Netflix alone all day. And then I went to bed.