Doug Ford, Joanie Loves Liberace, and Toronto Theatre’s Other Best-Kept Secret
I think Facebook is pimping me out.
Equity Deputies, Whose Part Is It Anyway?, and Dog Stuff
You know your nose is fucking huge when they powder it for other people’s close-ups.
Witch Hunts, Snowball Fights, and What Men Can Do
Holy shit! It was so cold this weekend that I hugged Frank D’Angelo just to get warm.
Holiday Anecdotes, My Memory, and Google Searches
Actors need holidays like the internet needs more porn.