Star Fuckers, Serial Monogamists, and Anal Sex Anonymous
Most people who proudly identify as “serial monogamists” remind me of puppies. They’re fun for about three or four months and then people start getting tired of their shit.
Dinner-Sized Salads, Murdoch Mysteries, and a Big Favour
I was gonna pitch a TV show about all the jobs I have booked this year, except there already is a show called One Day at a Time.
Super Bowl Halftime Show, the Canadian Anthem, and Nappo Slippers
Choosing to get your climate information from Don Cherry makes as much sense as choosing to get dating advice from Harvey Weinstein.
Jagmeet Singh, Rob Ford’s Stadium, and Film Set Tips for Addictive Personalities
Film Set Tips for Addictive Personalities
Saw The Seat Next to the King on Sunday. There is more body fat on my neck than on that entire fucking cast.