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Winnifred Jong

Some Are Getting Vaxxed, No One’s Getting Fucked, and Tony’s Getting Banned from Facebook (again)

My friend Trish told me that she was on Dundas Street when a van drove by and a guy with a megaphone told her that Jesus didn’t want us to take the vaccine. I told her that maybe the guy who chose to die by way of crucifixion to save mankind from its sins isn’t the one I want to take my self-care advice from.

By Tony Nappo / Apr 27, 2021

Oatmeal, Voter Fraud, and Lesser-Known Rhapsodies

My feelings about oatmeal are pretty simple. If I am not camping or in prison, I’m not fucking eating it.

By Tony Nappo / Nov 20, 2018