Being That Asshole, Actual Milk, and a Cat Named Karen
Online theatre is to actual theatre what almond milk is to actual milk. Or what Nicolas Cage movies are to actual movies.
Plastic Straw Bans, Skeptical Phone Apps, and Never-to-Be-Written Screenplays
Hot Showers, Ryan Hollyman, and an Encounter on Christie Street
I was on hold for a Sleep Country Canada radio commercial but they didn’t hire me for the job so now I have roughly 637 and a half reasons to buy a mattress anywhere else.
Doug Ford, Joanie Loves Liberace, and Toronto Theatre’s Other Best-Kept Secret
I think Facebook is pimping me out.