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Italian Epics, Awkward Farts, and Apple Fritter Murder

I just thought of an amazing alternate name for all future Online Theatre Festivals. I would call them Watching TV.

Wine Rack, Nasal Spray, and the Pride Parade

Last week, my doctor informed me that nasal spray, from this point forward, will officially be recognized as one of my bodily fluids.

Silver Medals, Removing Tattoos, and Septuagenarian Rocky Fighter Names

When I turned fifty last week, I decided that I am saving swimming for my sixties, golf for my seventies, and Stratford for my eighties.