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Star Fuckers, Serial Monogamists, and Anal Sex Anonymous

Most people who proudly identify as “serial monogamists” remind me of puppies. They’re fun for about three or four months and then people start getting tired of their shit.

By Tony Nappo / Aug 11, 2020

Parenting, You People, and Chewbuttah

I know for a fact that “You people” is an insult because that’s what my mom calls my dad, my sister, and me.

By Tony Nappo / Nov 19, 2019

Super Bowl Halftime Show, the Canadian Anthem, and Nappo Slippers

Choosing to get your climate information from Don Cherry makes as much sense as choosing to get dating advice from Harvey Weinstein.

By Tony Nappo / Feb 6, 2018

The Tony Awards, Dufferin Mall, and a Don Cherry Fringe Show

Whenever I write Dufferin Mall without capitalizing it, autocorrect turns it into “suffering” mall. Autocorrect has never been more bang-the-fuck-on.

By Tony Nappo / Jun 13, 2017