Star Fuckers, Serial Monogamists, and Anal Sex Anonymous
Most people who proudly identify as “serial monogamists” remind me of puppies. They’re fun for about three or four months and then people start getting tired of their shit.
Parenting, You People, and Chewbuttah
I know for a fact that “You people” is an insult because that’s what my mom calls my dad, my sister, and me.
Super Bowl Halftime Show, the Canadian Anthem, and Nappo Slippers
Choosing to get your climate information from Don Cherry makes as much sense as choosing to get dating advice from Harvey Weinstein.
The Tony Awards, Dufferin Mall, and a Don Cherry Fringe Show
Whenever I write Dufferin Mall without capitalizing it, autocorrect turns it into “suffering” mall. Autocorrect has never been more bang-the-fuck-on.