Emily Nixon

Nappoholics Anonymous

Budgeting Miracles, Bad COVID Fringe Shows, and Tony’s New Porno

I was researching the story of the miracle of the oil that was used to light the Temple because I’d never actually known it.

By Tony Nappo / Dec 15, 2020
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Being Young, Fucking Off, and the Right Kind of Asshole

You know those wonderful memories you have of your parents waving goodbye to you when you were a little kid? How they would do that right up until the very last second that you were out of sight? And remember how safe and confident that made you feel to be loved so intensely?

By Tony Nappo / Jul 21, 2020
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Sexual Misconduct, Accidental Art, and Cool Hand(job) Luke

Saw Hannah Moscovitch’s Sexual Misconduct of the Middle Classes at the Tarragon last week, and do you know what thought never went through my head while I was watching the show?

By Tony Nappo / Jan 14, 2020
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Striptease for Trees, #Wexit, and Drugs That Don’t Belong To You

The Leafs played so badly on Saturday night that they made Auston Matthews’ moustache look good.

By Tony Nappo / Oct 29, 2019