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Nappoholics Anonymous

TIFF, Martin Doyle, and Telus

I sincerely hope anyone in attendance enjoys their SWAG, and their selfies, and their parties, and - in the extremely rare cases where they might actually see one - the movies.

By Tony Nappo / Sep 10, 2019
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Tree Planting, Bon Iver, and Ariana Sauder

I love the idea that I get to greet people, in my own way, every time they come to see a show in one of these buildings. 

By Tony Nappo / Sep 3, 2019
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Don Knotts, Dad’s Cane, and Understudying Myself

If Don Knotts had ever become the head of a Mafia family during his lifetime, it wouldn’t have affected the way people addressed him at all.

By Tony Nappo / Aug 27, 2019
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Hashbrags, Subs, and Revelations

Listening to a radio edit of almost any gangster rap song is a lot like listening to a truck while it’s backing up.

By Tony Nappo / Aug 20, 2019