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A Comparison, A Conversation, and a Content Warning

How many fans of the last two U2 albums does it take to change a lightbulb?

By Tony Nappo / Jun 9, 2020

Dying Wrong, Dying Redundantly, and Dying for a Manicure

Andrew Scheer has revealed himself, throughout this entire pandemic, to be a truly rare anomaly: a douche that actually makes things smell worse.

By Tony Nappo / Apr 28, 2020

TIFF Parties, Simulated Sex, and a Racism Quiz

If you're gonna shame anyone involved in the Cosby show, I think we can all agree that there is only one piece of shit who actually deserves it.

By Tony Nappo / Sep 11, 2018