Cartoon Raccoon, POP, and Being Good at Something
Last week, Emma Houlahan told me that the fine for shitting on a streetcar is lower than the one for riding without paying your fare.
Dabbling, Addiction, and Zombie Dad
This year I have decided to give up lenting for drink.
Gun Control, the Olympics, and Turning Fifty
I’m turning fifty on Thursday. My sincere apologies to all of you who lost money taking THE UNDER.
Jesus Jokes, Identity Theft, and Mob Facts
On Sunday, Jesus rose. And then, on Monday, Richard Rose.