Nicolas Cage

Nappoholics Anonymous

Despair, Hopeful Ghosts, and Tony Turns 200

I turned 53 years old yesterday (as always, apologies to anyone who lost money betting against that)...

By Tony Nappo / Feb 23, 2021
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Being That Asshole, Actual Milk, and a Cat Named Karen

Online theatre is to actual theatre what almond milk is to actual milk. Or what Nicolas Cage movies are to actual movies.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 14, 2020
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Newfoundland, Nicolas Cage, and Saying Hi to the Audience

This is just a guess but I think the most commonly used phrase in Hollywood between 1997 and 2018 was probably: “I’ve got a really terrible idea for a movie. Get me Nicolas Cage on the line!”

By Tony Nappo / Dec 4, 2018
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Hockey, Halt and Catch Fire, and the ACTRA Council Election

I was sure my TUG LIFE clothing line for compulsive masturbators was gonna do a lot more business than it did.

By Tony Nappo / Oct 10, 2017