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Satan Speaks, Ducking Punches, and How I Lost My Virginity

I never lost my virginity. I know exactly where I left it. It’s in a hotel room somewhere in Kingston, Ontario.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 2, 2019

Oatmeal, Voter Fraud, and Lesser-Known Rhapsodies

My feelings about oatmeal are pretty simple. If I am not camping or in prison, I’m not fucking eating it.

By Tony Nappo / Nov 20, 2018

Toronto Recycling, That’s What She Said, and World Theatre Day

The strongest argument I can see for Trump potentially winning a second term is that Santa Clarita Diet got picked up for a second season.

By Tony Nappo / Apr 3, 2018

Doug Ford, Joanie Loves Liberace, and Toronto Theatre’s Other Best-Kept Secret

I think Facebook is pimping me out.

By Tony Nappo / Jan 30, 2018