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Cheap Head, Good Art, and “Me Time” for Men

How is a lockdown like a penis?

By Tony Nappo / Dec 1, 2020

Refereeing, Choreography, and Being 52

When I started seeing Sean Connery’s name pop up in my newsfeed Saturday. I thought, “Oh, fuck, no. Don’t tell me he is endorsing Trump now, too.”

By Tony Nappo / Nov 3, 2020

Different Muscles, A Full Schedule, and Joe Pesci’s Facelift

If Joe Pesci got a face lift and had his Everything Interesting removed, he’d be Ralph Macchio.

By Tony Nappo / Oct 13, 2020

Famous People Statues, Dr. Seuss, and Reading the Privacy Policy

Not to be outdone by Washington in terms of rebranding themselves with the most obvious and least creative name imaginable, the Leafs are now considering changing their name to the Toronto We-Are-Probably-Never-Going-Win-The-Cup-Agains.

By Tony Nappo / Jul 28, 2020