The NDP’s Dental Plan, CPR Classes, and Theatre Centre Reminders

Nappoholics Anonymous is a weekly column featuring twelve random thoughts by actor Tony Nappo. Some are funny, some are poignant, some bother him, and some make him weep from sadness while others make him weep for joy. Here are his thoughts: unfiltered, uncensored, and only occasionally unsafe for work.

1. I am strongly considering registering as an official member of the New Dental Plan party.

2. I wasn’t positive so I Googled it and, sure enough, CPR only works on NOT DEAD people.

3. Before I do anything, I always ask myself, “How would Tony Nappo handle this?” And then I try really hard to not do whatever that is.

I highly recommend this practice to all.

4. Guest Post of the Week

 

5. My driver last week, Johnny Osmokrovic, was telling me the story of the time he met Pacino while he was working security for Justin Timberlake. Pacino told Timberlake that acting was “about taking masks off, not putting them on.”

This is, pretty much, everything.

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7. In honour of the upcoming marijuana legalization, the Top 5 Pothead Sylvester Stallone movies

5- First Bud

4- Weed

3- Rhinestoned

2- Spliffhanger

1- Stop! Or My Bong Won’t Toot

8. Kate, once again, proving how hilarious her generation is.

9. When Doug Ford heard that the NDP was offering free dental, he was so excited for Ontario that he immediately switched parties. When he subsequently found out that he had heard it incorrectly and that there was, in fact, no free fentanyl, he immediately switched back.

10. So what’s your toilet paper made out of, Theatre Centre, the fucking ocean?

11. The only way I would watch that Cobra Kai, Karate Kid thing is if Ralph Macchio kicks the shit out of Scott Baio in it… or if Alf is one of the coaches.

12. Most Logical Excuse of the Week

Me- Why did you give your drama teacher the finger?

Unnamed thirteen-year-old- Well, he HAD turned around and was facing the other way.

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Tony is Italian, he’s from Scarborough, he’s an actor, he’s a father, he’s a really good house painter, and he doesn’t believe that most things matter, ultimately, at all.


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